Total Medals Earned: 59 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 935 Points
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/270 points)
Kill 1 Soldier
Unlock the Dart Gun
Kill 100 Soldiers
Kill 30 Soldiers
Score a double kill with the Ion Cannon equipped
Capture 15 flags
Kill 5 soldiers holding a flag
Earn 1000$
Unlock the Rocket Launcher
Unlock the Plasma Gun
Catch a flag in the air
Complete the first mission
Get killed by the map
Earn 100$
Unlock the Automatic Rocket Launcher
Score a double kill with the Auto. Rocket Launcher equipped
Win a mission in Overdrive mode
Score a Triple Kill
Unlock the Slow Bubble Gun
Get killed by the map 10 times
Control all the control points in a mission at once
Kill 200 Soldiers
Unlock the Ion Cannon
Complete 50% of the missions
Earn 3000$
Unlock all the armor styles
Unlock all the weapons
Complete all the missions
Kill 500 Soldiers
Kill 1000 Soldiers
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
All lights swinging at once
Use every possessable ability
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (10/550 points)
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 3/5 (115/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Cato
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/95 points)
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 12/13 (345/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 24/24 (180/180 points)
Unlocked the Bear character
Unlocked the Chicken character
Unlocked the Cloaked man character
Unlocked the Dinosaur character
Unlocked the Fancyman character
Unlocked the Hazmat character
Unlocked the Knight character
Unlocked the Ninja character
Unlocked the Pirate character
Unlocked the Pumpkinman character
Unlocked the Purple fancyman character
Unlocked the Rabbit character
Unlocked the Robot character
Unlocked the Santa character
Unlocked the Skeleton character
Unlocked the Soldier character
Unlocked the Streaker character
Unlocked the Yellowman character
Fall 100 Metres
Fall 600 metres
Fall 400 metres
Fall 800 metres
Fall 1000 metres
Fall 1200 metres
Medals Earned: 1/32 (10/500 points)
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!